Ladies, if a man fills up your car's tank with gasoline, you have to f**k him.
Views: 39,834
Posted: 01/11/2010
Chris Rock - John McCain Is Old
When you die at the age of 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), aging (330)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 29,085
Chris Rock - Crazy Time
George W. Bush f**ked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), aging (330)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 97,716
Chris Rock - Tracker
While on an African safari, Chris was followed by white people with cameras.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 48,366
My Car the Bus
Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
George Miller - Talking About Sex
There's global warming -- in my pants.
Tags: George Miller (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,080
Vanity Plates
Jamie Kaler's first car had his mom's name on the front and back plates.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Flat Tire
There came a point when Andy Daly's first car sustained damage that was beyond repair.
Tags: money (606), parents (591)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Carlos Mencia - Mortar-Proof Theatre
I can do five shows!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), driving (336), wars (128)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 21,207
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,744
Jack Mayberry - California
The earthquakes in California shake Jack up a bit.
Tags: Jack Mayberry (2), health (657), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 387
Oil Change
Erik Griffin misses the simpler times of getting an oil change for your car.
Tags: men/women (1155), driving (336)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Drew Hastings - Savings Cards
Drew loves savings.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 3,946
Chris Rock - Tracker
While on an African safari, Chris was followed by white people with cameras.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 48,366
