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Ladies, if a man fills up your car's tank with gasoline, you have to f**k him.
George W. Bush f**ked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president.
While on an African safari, Chris was followed by white people with cameras.
Lewis is too dehydrated to focus on the election.
Sam Kinison went around the country trying to convince people not to get married.
You can't bring a live chicken on a bus in America, ever.
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Health care in America is too expensive.
Lavell Crawford doesn't know what color God is.
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.