Monopoly as metaphor
CCP: Christian Finnegan
Based on Christian's computer entries, he was abducted by sorority sluts.
Don't moan at the urinal.
Christian's girlfriend doesn't like when he comes on to audiences.
The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.
Christian's pet peeve is a pointless story.
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Dogs tell it like it is.