Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Posted: 06/17/2011 Views: 55684Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Posted: 07/04/2011 Views: 16160Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Posted: 06/17/2011 Views: 20912Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 10060The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 12862Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 12929When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 12433The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 5807Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.
Posted: 03/17/2007 Views: 13591