Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Christopher did a show in Fallujah for a roomful of marines with guns.
Christopher swore to his 16-day-old baby that things had been fine just two weeks ago.
Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.
The government is sending $400 billion to Iraq just to hang one guy.
The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.
Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.