Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Christopher swore to his 16-day-old baby that things had been fine just two weeks ago.
Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."
The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.
Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.
The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.