Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.
Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.
Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.
Christopher's daughter has turned into a witness for the prosecution.