Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.
Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."
Christopher's daughter has gotten smart enough to ask him really hard questions.
The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Christopher apologizes to Native Americans for not leaving them the hellhole that is Texas.