Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Christopher had a baby right before 9/11, and the world since then is terrifying.
The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.
Christopher's father always told him to "step up or step aside."
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.