Comics have obviously started writing the national newspaper headlines.
Everybody wants revolution; nobody's willing to pack a lunch.
Apparently, Al Qaeda is outsourcing bomb-making to Ringling Brothers.
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
The Terry Schiavo case was on television for, like, 14 years.
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Christopher swore to his 16-day-old baby that things had been fine just two weeks ago.
Christopher did a show in Fallujah for a roomful of marines with guns.
Christopher had a baby right before 9/11, and the world since then is terrifying.
The Catholic Church could clean up its act with a few pedophile crucifixions.