It's always good to go to job interviews with two resumes: regular and baffling.
Views: 638
Posted: 10/30/2009
Chuck Watkins - Karate Jammies
The burglar might think you're there to kick his butt, but really you're going for a late snack.
Tags: Chuck Watkins (2), food (719), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 417
Nick Cobb - Shushing in Public
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
Tags: Nick Cobb (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 8,317
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,808
Chuck Watkins - Karate Jammies
The burglar might think you're there to kick his butt, but really you're going for a late snack.
Tags: Chuck Watkins (2), food (719), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 417
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1202), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,704
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,979
Reese Waters - Recession
Comedians don't get the city to themselves during the day anymore.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), money (606), work/office (459)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,691
Bobby Lee - Being Asian
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Tags: Bobby Lee (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 29,903
Jeff Dunham - Puppet Mastery
Walter can say "fuck you," but Jeff can't.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (87), Live at Gotham (340), dark humor (108)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 87,249
Doug Mellard - Bad Ass Cub Scout
Doug is a tiny, tiny man.
Tags: Doug Mellard (7), sex (1202), parents (591)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,415
Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
Tags: Ryan Stout (14), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 2,430
