The burglar might think you're there to kick his butt, but really you're going for a late snack.
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
The burglar might think you're there to kick his butt, but really you're going for a late snack.
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Comedians don't get the city to themselves during the day anymore.
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Walter can say "fuck you," but Jeff can't.
Doug is a tiny, tiny man.
A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.
