In Las Vegas now, you can gamble with only a penny.
Filed under: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), dating (651)
Views: 609
Posted: 05/20/2004
Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 4,666
Clinton Jackson - Being a Bad Student
Only certain people know what it's like to pray for a "D."
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), school (185)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,898
Clinton Jackson - Smokers Have Fun
Smokers have more fun than non-smokers.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), partying (104), Smoking (78)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 2,837
Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), ethnic (743)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,486
Clinton Jackson - SARS
During the SARS epidemic, it wasn't a good time to go anywhere near Asia.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), ethnic (743)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,216
Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), kids (652)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,155
Clinton Jackson - Best Friend's Wedding
If it weren't for his friend Jason's blond hair and blue eyes, he and Clinton Jackson could be friends.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), ethnic (743)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,119
Clinton Jackson - Practical Yoda
Clinton Jackson found the new "Star Wars" movie a little silly.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), impressions (245), news & politics (228)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 930
Bill Dwyer - Old People
Bill Dwyer hates it when old people tell him to guess their age.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1892), aging (283)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 411
Sebastian Maniscalco - Text Messaging
There are rules to text messaging.
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Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,257
Rob Riggle - Riff Raff Airlines
Penicillin cannot touch Long Island riff raff.
Tags: Rob Riggle (14), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 840
Rob Riggle - Magic Tale of the Double Down Beer
Rob Riggle tells the tale that was recanted from moron to moron on a plane to Las Vegas.
Tags: Rob Riggle (14), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 03/06/10
Views: 2,238
Reggie McFadden - Gambling
You can always tell who is losing in Las Vegas.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), money (483)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 647
Marc Maron - Ice Cream Addiction
You are not kidding anyone when you put away a pint of ice cream before it's done.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1875), food (558)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 946
Bobby Miyamoto - Sleeping Arrangements
A concierge helps out Bobby Miyamoto.
Tags: Bobby Miyamoto (3), Premium Blend (749), dating (651)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 381
Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1892), kids (652)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,155
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1875), imitations (800)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,765
Greg Fitzsimmons - Las Vegas
If craps were invented today, it would have a much harsher name.
