Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
Corey gets put in special ed.
Corey needs a place to lay up.
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Corey says something positive to the ladies looking at him funny.
Corey sympathizes with the phony fellas in the crowd.
Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.
Corey Holcomb defines "hooker."