Doug doesn't want any pot-smoking vaginas at his show.
Marta's got a pretty advanced stage of "office ass."
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Dan Mintz thought he lost his 14th century Japanese samurai armor.
Prescott Tolk tries to better himself.
Jordan Rubin wishes the guys in his race had a cool slogan.
It would be cool to have special powers.
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
