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Craig Anton - Marriage

Craig does not want to get married.

Tags: Craig Anton (4), family (586), food (558)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 438

Craig Anton - Bob's Community College

The total enrollment at Bob's Community College was two.

Tags: Craig Anton (4), health (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 333

Craig Anton - Los Angeles

Craig Anton was on the same flight as Eric Estrada.

Tags: Craig Anton (4), Premium Blend (749), Los Angeles (150)

Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 872

Craig Anton - Kids

Craig's twins are freaks.

Tags: Craig Anton (4), imitations (800), Premium Blend (749)

Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 1,047

Craig Anton: Different Kind of Comic

I'm a different type of comic. I tend to start slow and then just kind of -- urinate on myself.

Tags: pop culture (784), gross-out (685), potty humor (212)

Posted: 05/19/1993

Craig Anton: Eric Estrada Sighting

The other day I was flying in, I had Eric Estrada on my flight. And I had to say something -- I said, 'Hey, you're the guy from "Chips."' He said,...

Tags: insults (1626), pop culture (784), flying (96)

Posted: 12/19/1997

Craig Anton: Missing New York

I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

Tags: driving (243), city (228), laws (218)

Posted: 12/19/1997

Craig Anton: Second Language Course

I want to take one of those English as a Second Language courses -- just go in and blow everybody away on the first day.

Tags: education (99), America (76), Craig Anton (5)

Posted: 12/19/1997

Craig Anton: Time Out

What the hell is a 'time out'? When I was growing up, we had black outs.

Tags: kids (640), parenting (341), growing up (261)

Posted: 12/19/1997