Heavy metal shows can get crazy.
Massive age and language differences don't get in the way of true love.
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Chris doesn't have much to show MTV's "Cribs."
Girls love 80s parties so much they'll go to any 80s party anytime. Even if it's being thrown by a terrorist.
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Chip's girlfriend doesn't know who her father is.
Sherry has a mental penis.
Dave's girlfriend thinks he's ugly.
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
