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Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo has been a featured comedian on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham" and "Gabriel...

Cristela Alonzo Biography

Cristela Alonzo has been a featured comedian on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham" and "Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution," a semifinalist on NBC's "Last Comic Standing" and most recently on Showtime's one-hour special "Legally Brown."

Cristela has also worked as a correspondent for MTV.com and as a staff writer for Comedy Central and MSN.COM. She is an award-winning writer of a number of short films that have won numerous awards including Best Movie at the Boston Comedy Festival.

Whenever she's not on the road, Cristela usually spends her time online reading the news, Twittering or Facebooking.

When she is not on the road, Cristela lives in Los Angeles, CA.

Cristela Alonzo Jokes See all 9 Cristela Alonzo Jokes »

I used to hate when I was little and have to go to church. I hated church until the day I discovered wine -- or what we Catholics call 'the blood of Christ.' I was like, 'You give wine to little kids? Heck, yes, I'll love me some Jesus. Bring it on!...
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