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Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Cristela hates the skinny.
Cristela muses on Texas.
God doesn't check IDs.
UFO catching with Carlos.
What ever happened to Jack and Diane?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Cristela's a party animal.
Cristela hates skinny girls.
Gay men will make you feel pretty.
The news is just a delivery system for commercials.
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.
Once you're married, it's hard to find time to masturbate.
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
Jacob may be a geek, but he is definitely not a nerd.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.