Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Views: 7,277
Posted: 07/05/2007
Cristela Alonzo - Getting Directions
Cristela Alonzo's mother gives the worst directions.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), parents (591), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/10/11
Views: 3,479
Cristela Alonzo - Hate Working
Cristela Alonzo uses her sister has a fake reference on resumes.
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Posted: 11/10/11
Views: 2,441
Cristela Alonzo - Hot and Fun
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 6,666
Cristela Alonzo - What Would Jesus Do?
God doesn't check IDs.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 8,781
Cristela Alonzo - What Would Jesus Do?
God doesn't check IDs.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 8,776
Cristela Alonzo - Hot and Fun
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 6,662
Kurt Metzger - Hilarious Crimes
It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), health (657), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,950
Deb DiGiovanni - Thin Girls
In October, thin girls have to put their shirts back on. And then what are they gonna do? Talk?
Tags: sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 3,979
Artie Lange - The Wrong Way
Artie Lange was a fat coke head.
Tags: Artie Lange (6), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 4,736
Cristela Alonzo - Getting Directions
Cristela Alonzo's mother gives the worst directions.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), parents (591), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/10/11
Views: 3,470
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 33,998
Cory Fernandez - Spanish Class
You know it's bad when you're Spanish, sitting in Spanish Class, and cheating off the Chinese kid.
Tags: Cory Fernandez (2), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,930
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,216
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (831), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 28,843
