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Cristela hates skinny girls.
Cristela hates the skinny.
God doesn't check IDs.
Cristela muses on Texas.
UFO catching with Carlos.
What ever happened to Jack and Diane?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Cristela's a party animal.