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D.C. Benny

D.C. Benny

Over the last 10 years, D.C. Benny has become one of the best known stand-up comics in New York. His...

1 - 10 of 10 D.C. Benny Videos
Going to the Dentist (2:48)

Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 6974
I'm Gonna Cut You Good (1:48)

Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 7777
Louwanda (3:07)

Just don't bring her home hungry.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 8365
Toilet Analysis (3:05)

A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 9041
Unagi (4:02)

Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 20209
Food in Italy (1:31)

Italians are so passionate about their food.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 7804
New York City Subway (1:31)

When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.

Posted: 02/05/2004 Views: 8457
Brooklyn (2:04)

Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.

Posted: 01/14/2001 Views: 2966
Having a Gay Brother (1:56)

It could be worse -- he could be in a gang.

Posted: 01/14/2001 Views: 3681
German Shepherd (1:37)

Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.

Posted: 01/14/2001 Views: 5532

D.C. Benny Jokes See all 9 D.C. Benny Jokes »

I had to go to the dentist -- very scared of the dentist. I go into the office, and I'm waiting. A little kid comes out, and he's crying. The dentist bends over and gives him a lollipop. I'm like, 'Don't take that, man. That's what got you in here in...
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