Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Views: 7,281
Posted: 02/05/2004
D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good
Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,048
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,161
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 21,568
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,379
D.C. Benny - Louwanda
Just don't bring her home hungry.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,757
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,730
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 5,705
D.C. Benny - Brooklyn
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,077
D.C. Benny - Having a Gay Brother
It could be worse -- he could be in a gang.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,861
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,379
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,733
Barry Sobel - Flaking
L.A. is the only place where flaking is a reason.
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,863
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,295
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,164
Russ Meneve - Racism and Hate
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 3,507
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 21,582
D.C. Benny - Louwanda
Just don't bring her home hungry.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,757
Louis C.K. - People are Afraid
Louis C.K. thinks white people are too afraid of Harlem.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 20,225
Dat Phan - Violent Mom
Dat Phan's mom hates when he does an Asian accent.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 14,273
