It could be worse -- he could be in a gang.
Views: 3,682
Posted: 01/14/2001
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,459
D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good
Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,778
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 20,230
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,045
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 6,977
D.C. Benny - Louwanda
Just don't bring her home hungry.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,368
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,809
D.C. Benny - Brooklyn
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), kids (809), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,967
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 5,532
Ant - Coming Out
Ant's brother hates gay people.
Tags: Ant (1), sex (1193), dating (779)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,839
D.C. Benny - Brooklyn
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), kids (809), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,967
Jeff Allen - Family Life
A happy wife is a happy life.
Tags: Jeff Allen (2), kids (809), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 3,591
Joe DeRosa - Old People and War
They should send all the old people to war.
Tags: Joe DeRosa (16), Premium Blend (748), health (644)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 2,282
Stephen Rannazzisi - Subway
Stephen Rannazzisi missed the New York subway.
Tags: Stephen Rannazzisi (3), Premium Blend (748), family (641)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 9,067
Dov Davidoff - Gay Bashing
Stop going after gay people, and go after the real enemy.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), Premium Blend (748), family (641)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 10,890
Kevin Williams - Gay Brother
Kevin litters -- but in a good way.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), Premium Blend (748), family (641)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 7,099
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,809
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), Premium Blend (748), family (641)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 4,744
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
