Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Just don't bring her home hungry.
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
It could be worse -- he could be in a gang.