Just don't bring her home hungry.
Views: 8,761
Posted: 02/05/2004
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,287
D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good
Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,053
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,164
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 21,582
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,383
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,733
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 5,709
D.C. Benny - Brooklyn
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,081
D.C. Benny - Having a Gay Brother
It could be worse -- he could be in a gang.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 3,865
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 8,733
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,281
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 9,379
D.C. Benny - Unagi
Eel has the power to give men a new sense of sexual potency.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 21,582
Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off
Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 5,817
Freddy Soto - Con Artist Dad
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 10,550
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 2
Tracy Smith - Financial Dating
Women should take more initiative with men.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,753
Freddy Soto - The Good Book
The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 9,389
Gene Pompa - Mexican Americans
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 2,783
