Damon Wayans is happy that Michael Jackson was acquitted.
Celebrity adoption annoys Damon Wayans.
Shaq has it easy.
Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
New York has beautiful women.
Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood.
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
It's fun being a celebrity.
Hollywood changes people.