Damon Wayans is happy that Michael Jackson was acquitted.
French is a beautiful language.
Shaq has it easy.
Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
New York has beautiful women.
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
It's fun being a celebrity.
Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.
Hollywood changes people.