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Why aren't there more Cubans on the U.S. swim team?
Dan was once Iranian.
There are many books in the library.
Illegal immigrants are the most patriotic people in America.
Greer plays one hell of a dreidel game.
Tracy Esposito can probably pass for Jewish.
Before you leave the house, always remember to take a doo-doo.
Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.
The only black guys on the Upper East Side are Sherrod Small and his shadow.
You can spot a half-Mexican by the over usage of the word "poquito."
Nobody takes their job as seriously as nightclub bouncers.
For a nice Jewish boy, dirty talk sounds a little different.