Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Women expect certain things on a date.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
If Tom Papa were a woman he would be a lesbian for sure.
Married sex and single sex are two different things.
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.
Jessi finds confidence in men repugnant.
