Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Posted: 05/25/2010 Views: 36754Dan Cummins is not going to get mad -- he's going to get his iPod.
Posted: 05/29/2010 Views: 8211Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Posted: 05/29/2010 Views: 6813Dan Cummins loves saying crazy things to strangers and then not saying, "Aw, just kidding."
Posted: 05/29/2010 Views: 35646It feels good to shop, it feels good to drink, but it feels great to get surprise gifts from yourself.
Posted: 05/29/2010 Views: 13316My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Posted: 01/10/2008 Views: 7844Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Posted: 08/03/2006 Views: 7847Coming on stronger than a menacing horde of lawn gnomes, Dan Cummins is indeed Crazy With A Capital F.
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