I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Views: 17,673
Posted: 01/02/2008
Dan Cummins - Outdoing Yourself
It feels good to shop, it feels good to drink, but it feels great to get surprise gifts from yourself.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), alcohol (511), work/office (430)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 13,044
Dan Cummins - Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Cummins is not going to get mad -- he's going to get his iPod.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (809), family (641)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 7,983
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (809), work/office (430)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,633
Dan Cummins - Tiny Porcelain Army
Dan Cummins loves saying crazy things to strangers and then not saying, "Aw, just kidding."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (277), mental health (200)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 35,326
Dan Cummins - Exclusive - Passive Aggressive
Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), dating (779), exclusives (312)
Posted: 05/25/10
Views: 36,661
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (277), America (207)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 22,380
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), gay/homosexual (338), blue collar (109)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,787
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 12,481
Tommy Johnagin - Interview - Other Comics
Now it's Tommy's Time.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), Brian Regan (48)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 3,957
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 11,618
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), marriage (541)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 29,282
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
