The miracle miner can now speak.
Views: 7,176
Posted: 04/13/2006
Dan Cummins - Tiny Porcelain Army
Dan Cummins loves saying crazy things to strangers and then not saying, "Aw, just kidding."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), mental health (204)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 35,690
Dan Cummins - Outdoing Yourself
It feels good to shop, it feels good to drink, but it feels great to get surprise gifts from yourself.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), alcohol (516), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 13,354
Dan Cummins - Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Cummins is not going to get mad -- he's going to get his iPod.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 8,228
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,828
Dan Cummins - Exclusive - Passive Aggressive
Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), dating (786), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/25/10
Views: 36,763
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), America (209)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 22,552
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), gay/homosexual (344), blue collar (110)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,852
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 17,673
Dan Cummins - Unhappy Father's Day
Dan writes greeting cards.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), parents (591), animals (540)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 8,455
Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless
Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), alcohol (516), religion (404)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 7,854
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), food (719), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 10,935
John Evans - Immigration
John Evans' mother lives in Tulsa, OK -- the last place anyone would want to move to.
Tags: John Evans (2), ethnic (870), family (647)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 881
Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President
President George W. Bush knows it's over.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), Live at Gotham (340), news & politics (234)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,799
Dan Boulger - That's Not Close
Dan Boulger hasn't seen his friend Walt in seven years.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), sex (1202), growing up (512)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,874
Lewis Black - Veterans Administration
The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.
Tags: health (657), money (606)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 3,285
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 17,673
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
