Dan Cummins loves saying crazy things to strangers and then not saying, "Aw, just kidding."
Views: 35,690
Posted: 05/29/2010
Dan Cummins - Outdoing Yourself
It feels good to shop, it feels good to drink, but it feels great to get surprise gifts from yourself.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), alcohol (516), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 13,354
Dan Cummins - Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Cummins is not going to get mad -- he's going to get his iPod.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 8,228
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,828
Dan Cummins - Exclusive - Passive Aggressive
Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), dating (786), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/25/10
Views: 36,763
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), America (209)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 22,552
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), gay/homosexual (344), blue collar (110)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,852
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 17,673
Dan Cummins - Outdoing Yourself
It feels good to shop, it feels good to drink, but it feels great to get surprise gifts from yourself.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), alcohol (516), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 13,354
Dan Cummins - Best Clearance Sale Ever
Dan Cummins is not going to get mad -- he's going to get his iPod.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 8,228
Dan Cummins - Exclusive - Passive Aggressive
Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), dating (786), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/25/10
Views: 36,763
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,828
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), America (209)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 22,552
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Live at Gotham (340), George W. Bush (98)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 7,176
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 17,673
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), gay/homosexual (344), blue collar (110)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,852
