Views: 4,128
Posted: 08/03/2006
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803),
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,731
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 24,323
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), violence (196), America (167)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 17,039
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 11,896
Dan Cummins
Money can't buy happiness? That's a lie!
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), money (471), South Beach Comedy Festival (33)
Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 8,157
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), food (550), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,951
Dan Cummins
Three Starbucks within two blocks. Good start.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Jesus (55), South Beach Comedy Festival (33)
Posted: 01/23/07
Views: 6,568
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Live at Gotham (343), George W. Bush (88)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 5,999
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Indecision 2008 (7),
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 5,258
Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless
Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), alcohol (396), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 4,465
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), food (550), marriage (447)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,951
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Live at Gotham (343), George W. Bush (88)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 5,999
Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), Live at Gotham (343), travel (249)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,260
Bobby Lee - Being Asian
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Tags: Bobby Lee (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 12,632
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 369
Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins
Penguins are really dumb.
Tags: Joe Rogan (4), dating (637), animals (439)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,523
Tom Simmons - Unhappy Babies
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
Tags: Tom Simmons (1), kids (642), parents (467)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 705
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 24,323
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Indecision 2008 (7),
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 5,258
