Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 6602High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 8111If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 3822When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 3906JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 8397The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 3781There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 4499A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
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