If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 3701JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 8247A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 6524There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 4399Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 6454High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 7920The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
Posted: 04/14/2005 Views: 3551When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
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