A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Racism is alive and well in America.
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.