A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Racism is alive and well in America.
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.