If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
Filed under: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Views: 1,169
Posted: 04/14/2005
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 4,149
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,555
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,302
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,035
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,846
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,490
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,476
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,257
RodMan - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson isn't jail-ready.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 5,537
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 626
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,301
Stand-Up: Rebecca Corry - Rock Star Privilege
Rock stars get away with everything.
Tags: Rebecca Corry (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 15,003
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,035
Steve White - Michael Jackson
On the inside, Michael Jackson is a black man.
Tags: Steve White (5), music (381), Comic Justice (171)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 577
Paul Mooney - The Jackson Family
The Jackson's are like the black Addams family.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), family (582), TV (384)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,537
Damon Wayans - Michael Jackson's Trial
Damon Wayans is happy that Michael Jackson was acquitted.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), crime (256)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,739
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), impressions (238)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,540
Dan Naturman - Racist Dating
Racism is alive and well in America.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,257
