JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Racism is alive and well in America.
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.