The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.
Views: 344
Posted: 02/24/1992
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,406
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), animals (540), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,475
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 574
Dan Rosen - Stuck Behind an Accident
It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), parents (591), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 578
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (503), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 672
Tom Kenny - Cartoon Universe
When you punch an alligator in the cartoon universe, it will fall down as suitcases.
Tags: Tom Kenny (7), imitations (847), animals (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,094
Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports
If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), The A-List (486), sports (274)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,298
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (503), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 672
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), New York City (352)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 574
Hugh Fink - Come On, Bobby
A first base coach provides indispensable strategy.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,610
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), animals (540), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,475
Bobcat Goldthwait - LA Riots
The National Guard forgets its bullets.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), The A-List (486), driving (336)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,723
Richard Lewis - Sports
The Jewish Center League's sports mascot was the Embarrassment Boy.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), imitations (847), parents (591)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 971
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 665
