A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Filed under: Dan Rosen (6), animals (439), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 206
Posted: 05/18/1993
Dan Rosen - Stuck Behind an Accident
It sucks when you're stuck a mile back and don't know what's happening.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), parents (467)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 365
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 325
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), drugs (377)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 255
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), food (550), money (470)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 216
Dan Rosen - Baseball Announcers During Wartime
The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), imitations (787), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), food (550), money (470)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 216
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), drugs (377)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 255
Marc Maron - Perpetual Orgasm
Marc is against animal testing, unless it can bring about a state of perpetual orgasm.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 777
Dan Rosen - Baseball Announcers During Wartime
The war conveniently ended right before baseball season started.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), imitations (787), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), The A-List (486), New York City (303)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 325
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), imitations (787), kids (641)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 497
Randy Credico - George H.W. Bush
The buffalo have a longer tradition of democracy than the Kuwaitis.
Tags: Randy Credico (2), The A-List (486), impressions (238)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Greg Giraldo - Nuclear Weapons
India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons, but they can't afford matching uniforms.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), news & politics (228), wars (114)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 710
D.L. Hughley - Iraq War
You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.
Tags: news & politics (228), wars (114)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,129
