The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Posted: 07/12/2007 Views: 2850People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Posted: 07/12/2007 Views: 1589Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
Posted: 12/21/1998 Views: 1884You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Posted: 12/21/1998 Views: 3036Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1976If anyone spills anything, Dad will stick a fork right in your eyeball.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1263There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1686She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1002