The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Boxing should open up its parameters.
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Death is gonna suck.
Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.