Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
Views: 1,884
Posted: 12/21/1998
Dana Gould - L.A. Liberalism
People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (809), marriage (541)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,589
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (809), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,852
Dana Gould - Common Boxing
Boxing should open up its parameters.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), sports (272), pop culture (210)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,403
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (867), stereotypes (439)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 3,662
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (430), death (306)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 817
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,036
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), impressions (427)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 10,090
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (430), driving (322)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,132
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), travel (294)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,354
Dave Attell - Porn
Who doesn't like porn?
Tags: Dave Attell (43), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 6,727
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), impressions (427)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 10,090
Dana Gould - Girlfriend Moving Out
She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,002
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,036
Dana Gould - Old Movies
A scene from "Planet of the Really Insecure Apes."
Tags: Dana Gould (16), The A-List (486), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,193
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (430), death (306)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 817
Dana Gould - L.A. Liberalism
People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (809), marriage (541)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,589
Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp
Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,944
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,057
Uncensored - Michael Kosta - High Maintenance
Michigan women drink canned beer, watch football and have sex with everybody.
