There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Views: 1,700
Posted: 02/24/1992
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (831), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,951
Dana Gould - L.A. Liberalism
People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (831), marriage (547)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,675
Dana Gould - Common Boxing
Boxing should open up its parameters.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), sports (274), pop culture (210)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,439
Dana Gould - Alien Abductions
It's always the same type of people who get abducted by aliens.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), ethnic (870), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 3,739
Dana Gould - Traveling
Every town in America has a porn shop.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), travel (301)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,380
Dana Gould - The Moon Sucks
Neil Armstrong wasn't as eloquent as everyone thinks.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), impressions (466)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 10,140
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (459), driving (336)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,149
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,076
Dana Gould - Worse Jobs
There are worse jobs than rodeo clown.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (459), death (314)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 827
Dana Gould - Relationships
Dana had the worst sex with his girlfriend on her parents' dinner table -- during dinner.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,912
Dana Gould - Break-Up
Dana went shopping after his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), dating (786), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,013
Dana Gould - Old Movies
A scene from "Planet of the Really Insecure Apes."
Tags: Dana Gould (16), The A-List (486), impressions (466)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,213
Lois Bromfield - Old Hooker's Hair
Lois has old hooker's hair.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), alcohol (516), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,468
Al Lubel - Worrying
Al is unable to verbalize his worry.
Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (657), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Richard Lewis - Failure to Commit
Richard has a hard time committing to a relationship.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,592
Richard Lewis - Bloody Mary
Richard's friend drank a Bloody Mary at 7 a.m.
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Jonathan Solomon - Growing Old
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), family (647), parents (591)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,573
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,565
Dana Gould - Girlfriend Moving Out
She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,026
