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Dane Cook

Dane Cook

Stand-up comedian Dane Cook\'s videos, jokes, tour dates, and more on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
  • Second album "Retaliation" went double platinum & marked him as the highest charting comedian in 27 years
  • Cook has his own production company: SUperFInger Entertainment
  • Done voices for "Crank Yankers" & "Shorties Watchin' Shorties"

21 - 28 of 28 Dane Cook Videos
Uncensored - Pregnant (1:21)

You know what else is going around? Babies.

Posted: 11/05/2007 Views: 144689
Uncensored - 15 Cents (2:34)

What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!

Posted: 11/05/2007 Views: 154309
Uncensored - Inside (2:09)

Rocky music is playing in your head, and then it's just quiet.

Posted: 11/05/2007 Views: 92547
Uncensored - Swearing (1:06)

Dane puts his unborn child at risk in this uncensored clip.

Posted: 10/26/2007 Views: 254760
God Bless You (1:57)

When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.

Posted: 06/28/2000 Views: 49683
Old Couple (2:00)

What is the key to love?

Posted: 06/28/2000 Views: 110719
Snake Dreams (2:24)

Venom! I want venom!

Posted: 06/28/2000 Views: 127658

Dane Cook Jokes See all 29 Dane Cook Jokes »

I want to be an alien. The movie 'Aliens' -- isn't that the best, those aliens? You don't mess with those aliens. They're bad-ass looking. They're always wet and sh*t. You don't mess with that. If I got on the subway like that, you wouldn't mess with...
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I Did My Best $11.93

Arguably the biggest comic on the planet, Cook has put together a collection of his best and most popular material. The album features ten minutes of previously unreleased material, all re-mastered and newly cut together - a must have for longtime fans and those who want an introduction to Cook at his best.

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