Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
The troops should be able to drive to war.
Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.
Eventually, you have to stab your wife just to see some color.
Hey, rest of America, go enjoy your strip malls.
Some people are saying a lot of bad stuff about the white man.
Daniel wants to thank Larry Craig.
You never see anyone win an Oscar who doesn't have an aisle seat.