I don't care about steroids in baseball.
Young comics are taking food from Daniel's possible kids!
Daniel always assumed he deserved more than he did.
Don't call Daniel for an audition, he'll call you.
Daniel wants to thank Larry Craig.
Daniel usually blames his bad shows on his audience.
You can't cross Daniel's moat.
Let's create the greatest Hollywood couple -- ever.
Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.
The troops should be able to drive to war.