Danielle's parents make everything into a theatrical scene.
Danielle's parents make everything into a theatrical scene.
Weddings should be more like music videos.
Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Why do they always have to whisper?
Electric nose hair clippers turn nose hairs into razor sharp nubs.
Nicknames are never sincere.
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Nobody at the gym knows why Sully goes there, unless it's to design the gym's website.
