It is actually better now to have no food at all than Scottish food.
Views: 4,855
Posted: 05/22/2010
Danny Bhoy - Half-Scottish, Half-Indian
Unlike most Scots, Danny Bhoy is half-Indian so he doesn't get sunburned watching fireworks.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), ethnic (797), money (521)
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 6,473
Danny Bhoy - Scottish Breakfast
You can tell a lot about a country from what it eats first thing in the morning.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), imitations (848), food (584)
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 65,973
Danny Bhoy - Alcohol Reminiscence
Beer drinkers are not as pretentious as wine drinkers.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), alcohol (435),
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 2,434
Danny Bhoy - Half-Scottish, Half-Indian
Unlike most Scots, Danny Bhoy is half-Indian so he doesn't get sunburned watching fireworks.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), ethnic (797), money (521)
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 6,473
Danny Bhoy - Scottish Breakfast
You can tell a lot about a country from what it eats first thing in the morning.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), imitations (848), food (584)
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 65,973
Danny Bhoy - Alcohol Reminiscence
Beer drinkers are not as pretentious as wine drinkers.
Tags: Danny Bhoy (4), alcohol (435),
Posted: 05/22/10
Views: 2,434
Pete Correale - Still Smoking
No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), food (584), health (567)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 10,719
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (584), health (567)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 703
Gina Yashere - American Fat
The great thing about Americans is that when they get fat, they get really frickin' fat.
Tags: Gina Yashere (2), food (584), health (567)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 2,132
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
Tags: George Miller (3), dating (692), family (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 553
Todd Barry - Hot Dog Fried Rice
With a wok, you can create your own mediocre Chinese food.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), sex (1059), dating (692)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 890
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (584), health (567)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,378
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
